June 2012
22 posts
Holden Caulfield: Hey I just met you
Holden Caulfield: and this is crazy
Holden Caulfield: but anyway, I keep picturing all these little kids playing some game in this big field of rye and all. Thousands of little kids, and nobody's around - nobody big, I mean - except me. And I'm standing on the edge of some crazy cliff. What I have to do, I have to catch everybody if they start to go over the cliff - I mean if they're running and they don't look where they're going I have to come out from somewhere and catch them. That's all I do all day. I'd just be the catcher in the rye and all. I know it's crazy, but that's the only thing I'd really like to be.
Holden Caulfield: so don't even call me, you're a phony
badgermoles:
plot twist: my hips are actually compulsive liars
Watch
girl: i'm having vagina surgery
boyfriend: i know
girl: i love you
boyfriend: i love you too
after surgery she wakes up and only dad is there
girl: where is my boyfriend
dad: who do you think gave you the vagina
girl: what
May 2012
173 posts
Watchayealiya:
whoaaa ;O
Watchmarryharryandbehappy:
LIAM TAKING MY PHONE ON STAGE
yeaaaah[[MORE]]
so Microsoft Office was being a little butt to install and wouldn’t let me run setup this whole weekend. I tried this supposed solution that worked 100% of the time unless you messed with the registry keys which I did but thankfully I backed it up so I restored it.
It still didn’t work but I got really pissed and just kept clicking “retry” which ended up...
Dear people who question why girls go to the...
somebodybemybuddyback:
hyrulian-feminist:
toomuchtaylor:
middle-east-beast:
Hermione went alone and got attacked by a troll
Moaning Myrtle went alone too and was killed by a giant snake.
Katie Bell also went alone and was cursed by an opal necklace.
Ginny went in alone and ended up held hostage in the Chamber of Secrets by Tom Riddle
wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeelp.
